HACKING GAMES


ELITE HACKER: RETRO HACKING EVOLUTION

A command line hacking mmo. Coming to steam eventually (when Valve stops being frustrating).

PICO-8 GAMES


FIRST DATE

Barely a game. A short and deranged conversation tree.

DODGING ROCKS

A platformer with destructible environments and an endless barrage of falling rocks.

SWORD SLUT

A cute top down game about a babe with a sword who runs around fighting monsters.

BEEP BEEP REVOLUTION

It's like DDR, but (instead of having songs with pre placed arrows) it's endless and has randomly placed arrows with corresponding beeps.

FLAPPY GAY ALIENS FROM SPACE

It's like flappy birds. Except that you're an undocumented immigrant. And also you're a terrorist at war with the american empire. And also you're gay.

PORNO GAMES


PORNO MINESWEEPER

It's minesweeper, but played ontop of porn.

PORNO SLIDING PUZZLES

It's sliding puzzles, but played ontop of porn.

PORNO QIX (CLASSIC STYLE)

It's Qix (classic style), but played ontop of porn.

PORNO QIX (COSMO BOTS STYLE)

It's Qix (Cosmo Bots style), but played ontop of porn.

NES GAMES


MUTANT SEWER GIRLS

A cute and simple (but challenging) platformer with mutant sewer girl lore dumps between each level. The browser based emulation sucks tho. Download it.